Number Lock"Answer to the Inquiry Why I Sighed"Before no mortal ever knew
A love like mine so tender, true, Completely wretched—you away, And but half blessed e’en while you stay. ~ Alexander Hamilton
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"Weehawken at Dawn"Weehawken at dawn
My first friend raises his gun-- Helpless, my wife sleeps. |
"If I Should Meet Alexander Hamilton" |
"Young Upstart Aaron Burr" |
If I should meet Alexander Hamilton
I'd tell him to lay in the grass Snow-angel style Let the sun kiss his bare skin And warm those cold shoulders He throws to those who oppose his plans. If I should meet Alexander Hamilton I'd give him a Kit-Kat 'cause boy, does that man need a break-- No brakes when he stands In Congress, defending his plan For six hours. The room grows restless. If I should meet Alexander Hamilton I'd give him a talkin' to, Tell him, "Don't go to Weehawken, you Will not like the ending." It's hard to hear applause Over the sound of weeping wives And heavy footfall of a long-loved foe, Burning deep into the ground. |
There once was a man from New York
Whom Hamilton considered a dork. Burr thought in his head, "I'll switch parties instead." Now he's in charge of New York. |